midnightmysterymeow:

TUMBLARG GIVEAWAY TIME WITH MOMO

Hey there everyone! I made this lovely Pinkie Pie embroidery thing. It was my first attempt and I really like it, but wanted to share it with people!

What it is:

Pinkie Pie and the words Smile Smile Smile about 4 inches tall and 3 1/2 inches wide on a cloth about 7 inches wide and 6 inches tall. 

How to win/Rules:

• Likes count
• Only 3 reblogs at most please
• You don’t have to be following me, but I’d appreciate it. ^^
• Gotta have your ask box open and be comfortable sending me your address!
• If I don’t hear back from you within 48 hours, I’ll have to pick another person.

Giveaway ends on June 9th!

If you have any questions just ask me.

I will ship pretty much anywhere.

Thank you for entering and GOOD LUCK.

saphazure:

saphazure:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!

Hello everypony~

I’m almost at 3000 followers! Nobody cares right? YEAH!!

But you WILL care when I say this.

Since I’m too much of a lazy ass to give it to many people, I’ll just make it so the winner gets all!

Yes, this is a giveaway. You probably care now! Wait actually, you only care for the giveaway, but not the actual follows.

Anyway, to the rewards.

1. A PS3
2. Tons of bought games downloaded onto it, save data, 120gb slim for lots of porn!
3. An Alienware M14x with ALL OF MY THINGS ON IT (ponies inbound)
4. A Razer Naga MMOG gaming mouse
5. A cooling pad
6. Some USB headphones
7. A dell laptop, I don’t even know what brand it is, my friend is giving it to me but I only like Alienware
8. All of the McDonald’s pony toys (except for Rarity, she’s mine :D)
9. A shout-out on my blog (I only have this here so I don’t look like an asshole
10. An android phone pre-loaded with all of my stuff

Now for rules :I

• You HAVE to be following my blog. Reblogs and likes also give you chances to win, so you can get up to 3 chances to win all of my shit I don’t need
• You HAVE to reblog at least once.
• Max reblogs allowed: 3!!! Any more and disqualified.
• Kissing up to me doesn’t count for shit, and will actually disqualify you
• uhhhh
• Reblog as many times as you want, I don’t give a fuck, but don’t do more than 3. xD Contradicting statements (it’s just unfair you guys xD)
• Recomended to be a brony, since like all of these have pony things on them
• poneh should poneh poneh
• You CAN talk to me about it, just please don’t beg me for it.

Random.org will be my decider. I’ll just copy and paste your names there or something. Should I do screenshots? Yeah, okay. I’ll do screenshots if you ask for them

You don’t have to keep following me after the giveaway. Hell, I don’t control your lives. Be warned though, this blog is VERY NSFW.

During the course of the giveaway, though, please let me know if something offended you and I’ll delete it ASAP. I reblog lots of R34 xD

That’s about it you guys. Any questions, just ask me.

Thanks for 3000 once again you guys!

Oh yeah, have your asks open the 30th!!!! May 30 is your last chance!!

Reblogging for those who missed it!

amixedreality:

guy-staring-at-you:

tairupanda:

iggy-b:

toxius:

merry-disaster:

ko-monocle:

combustingwitch:

firefly20ffm:

rokkenrou:

riddlemethatass:

dakt37:

geekyandcaffeinated:

superwholockian-ringer:

gamesandguns-matt:

askthemello:

askthetrancybitch:

“Berries are useful to have.” Wait….what? Thanks Pokemon Trainer book you mind fucked me.

‘The person whose name is written on the paper will die…?’

Thanks Takada.

“She closed her eyes and sighed inwardly.”

“It’s alright, Mom.”

Um… XD

“You are of age,” he said,”and there is no law to stop you.”

Oh My God…I don’t even know what my response is to this…

“He had a grip that could crush a can of spinach.”

Parallel Resistors and Current Division

Are those like… sex moves?

“From his pocket Carlson took a little leather thong”

…I like where this is going

“All done in the name of your protection, to prevent You-Know-Who getting in at you.”

UM.

“Heartaches-the world is full of them!”

OKAY

/cries

“When the best fir line is curved, the relationship between the variables is nonlinear.”

What? Lol.

“Yes, you must suffer a bit to look pretty!” said the Old Queen.

….Oh dear.

“Anderson didn’t immediately send his crew chasing after the fleeing mercs.”

… okay then.

“‘Or maybe we could get that Martin spirit to wash a few.’”

Wash a few of What…?

“The squad-leader set aside his spear and whipped a white strip of cloth from his pocket, then efficiently wrapped it tight around Cenn’s leg.”

…Legs. Giggity.

“There was a silence for a moment, then the daughter spoke in a clam, clear voice.”

Sherlock Holmes, you disappoint…

“The hard jets of water massaged the 25-year-old soldier while he showered.”

….my….psychology textbook…………………

“Well, ” Zedd finally said into the hush, “at least you know where the rest of this book is located.”

Zedd no, you dirty old man.

saphazure:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!

Hello everypony~

I’m almost at 3000 followers! Nobody cares right? YEAH!!

But you WILL care when I say this.

Since I’m too much of a lazy ass to give it to many people, I’ll just make it so the winner gets all!

Yes, this is a giveaway. You probably care now! Wait actually, you only care for the giveaway, but not the actual follows.

Anyway, to the rewards.

1. A PS3
2. Tons of bought games downloaded onto it, save data, 120gb slim for lots of porn!
3. An Alienware M14x with ALL OF MY THINGS ON IT (ponies inbound)
4. A Razer Naga MMOG gaming mouse
5. A cooling pad
6. Some USB headphones
7. A dell laptop, I don’t even know what brand it is, my friend is giving it to me but I only like Alienware
8. All of the McDonald’s pony toys (except for Rarity, she’s mine :D)
9. A shout-out on my blog (I only have this here so I don’t look like an asshole
10. An android phone pre-loaded with all of my stuff

Now for rules :I 

• You HAVE to be following my blog. Reblogs and likes also give you chances to win, so you can get up to 3 chances to win all of my shit I don’t need
• You HAVE to reblog at least once.
• Max reblogs allowed: 3!!! Any more and disqualified.
• Kissing up to me doesn’t count for shit, and will actually disqualify you
• uhhhh
• Reblog as many times as you want, I don’t give a fuck, but don’t do like twenty thousand as that would be cheating/
• Recomended to be a brony, since like all of these have pony things on them
• poneh should poneh poneh
• You CAN talk to me about it, just please don’t beg me for it. 

Random.org will be my decider. I’ll just copy and paste your names there or something. Should I do screenshots? Yeah, okay. I’ll do screenshots if you ask for them

That’s about it you guys. Any questions, just ask me.

Thanks for 3000 once again you guys!

Oh yeah, have your asks open the 30th!!!! May 30 is your last chance!!

Has anyone ever had one of those dreams where you are dreaming about something you’re doing in real life, and you wake up while you are having it but you don’t even know that you are awake?

arborgreen:

urban-w-h-o-r-e:

woah I didn’t know this :O

((THE HELL))

ramwife:

Length: 69 Episodes

Genre: Drama

My Character: Hopeless Pervert

Lover: The class Rep

Climax: You lose an eye in exchange for a granted wish

Ending: Your crush admits their feelings for you

Length:7 episodes

Genre: Romance

My Character: The moe icon

Lover: The tsundere

Climax: The master martial arts

Ending: Got canceled

dee-lane-ee:

askstripey:

captain-seashanty:

ask-luminus:

askvanillaberry:

dementorsinmypub:

‎1) open google
2) search your first name, only your first name
3) take the first picture that comes up
4) upload it to tumblr
5) this is you in 10 years

wonderful :3 im a famous singer and thin as fff

askshadowthenderman:

drsp00n:

lilaira:

drsp00n:

askkellyandvixenandothers:

abacteriasoldier:

fionna-human:

erureidoexe:

askmotherglados:

abeautywithabroomstick:

cake-tea:

221b-viathevoid:

GPOY!

yep I do that

[Every. Single. One.]

(All but 5)

The first one is the only one I don’t do. Mainly because I don’t have a phone.

((all of them. :/))

All except for 1 and 4.

((All expect 6 4 1 and 2.))

6

1, 3, 4

Lil your voice is better than mine.

Everyone of them…

All but 1, and 3.

nanasharkwolf:

lelandjanuska:

adapadapa:

mebelmok:

houou:

sollux:

5’7”

5’11”

4’9”

fuck you dave

5’7”

6’1”

5’6” OuO

6’4”